Dave: Amber, do you want some pineapple?
Amber: Sure *goes in kitchen*
Dave: Here *hands Amber massive hunk of drippy pineapple*
Amber: It's too BIG!
Dave: EAT THE GODDAMN PINEAPPLE!
Dave: I should have said 'that's what she said'
Amber: what does 'that's what she said' have to do with pineapple?
Dave: When you said, 'it's too big!'
Amber: *chokes on pineapple*